Nawaz Ijaz BCS from UCP        Bisticorner xpert & admin .    

Usman Zarif

Usman Zarif (Side pose)

                      30 May 2003

As all the Bisticorner experts and columnists are writing about the ‘shahzaadaaz’(prince) in our college. It will really be unfair to forget one and only Somi bhai to whom many friends know as night prince or eurographzoltem or net wale bhai.

He is the perfect choice for new Bisticorner point holders to raise their points. Somi is absolutely harmless and looks quite normal until he start speaking. Whatever the topic is, he listen very attentively and then ask a bonga question (like at the end of the topic, he ask what the name of this topic is). He has some thing special with his name as he has got almost all variety of grades (just one type of grade left). In last semester (spring 2003), he looked quite confident to get that milestone (All variety of grades), after taking his final of “Automata theory”. But all of his hopes ended when the teacher did not give him the required grade in Automata theory but it was really a desperate effort, only his luck did not work.

Somi like cricket and he is the gr8 fan of Wajahatullah Wasti(opener batsman). If any one feels that he doesn’t know any thing about cricket. Then he must meet this gr8 legend. He will be quite happy afterwards as he is not the only guy who knows nothing about cricket.

Our Somi bhai is famous all over Pics for his net providing services. He is known as the ISP bank and you can get variety of net hours from him absolutely free.

He is one of the prides for our batch in the college. He is my only batch fallow (batch no: 24) who was nominated for the first legend and is still being nominated for the second one too. Our net wale bhai is the heart of UCP as immediately after the launch of the first legend (who was Abbas bhai, no doubt about it), we get max numbers of mails containing

why Usman Zarif was not selected as the first legend?

Writing on my friend Somi bhai is really a difficult task. I have already written a number of articles but this time I am really suffering to find words to present tribute to this great legend.

(I apologize to those who were hurt by reading any of my comments/xperties)